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I don’t have a library card

But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You’re an ectomorph, no doubt
Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostrils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed
So I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos
That’s why I’m giving you this hungry stare
You’re so hot, you’re gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear
I’ll bet you’re magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You’d look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms
What I’m tryin’ to say is…

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now I need somebody to love

Do you believe in love at fist sight
Or should I walk by again?
My love for you’s like diarrhea
I just can’t hold it in
Stop, drop and roll now
‘Cause baby, you’re on fire
I’ll bet your outfit
Makes a lot of noise in the drier

You’re absolutely perfect
Don’t speak now, you might spoil it
Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet
Say, has anyone ever told you
You’ve got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid
Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I’m trying to make is…

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now I need somebody to love

I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too
I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
Uh huh

I hope I’m not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
You can tell me truthfully
Am I a steamin’ hunk of love now, or what?
There just aren’t enough o’s in “smooth”
To describe how smooth I am
Maybe you’ve seen my picture
It’s in the dictionary under “Kablaam!”
My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face
Wel, how’d you get through security?
‘Cause baby, you’re the bomb
I’d like to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom
Because I…

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now I need somebody to love

Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now I need somebody to love