Lyrics Fortune Kit – Adre-NO-Chrome | New Today Lyrics

Pre-Chorus
I hear they’re breedin’ a boneless kid
To turn into adrenochromе mids

Chorus 1
Don’t do adrenochrome on Little Saint Jamеs
Even though it’ll light up your brain
Don’t shoot it, don’t rail it, don’t spread it on a cracker
Just because it’s used by your favorite rapper

Verse 2
Imagine the most fun pizza place of all time
Where you can play ping pong and hang out with Grimes
Children are harvested there in their prime
Down in the basement where they’re snortin’ that slime
Hillary’s there, and those folks from the island
Takin’ a gram to the face and then smilin’
Barney is there, and your parents too
Everyone is doin’ it, but it’s not for you

Pre-Chorus
I hear they’re breedin’ a boneless kid
To turn into adrenochrome mids

Chorus 2
Don’t do adrenochrome on Little Saint James
Even though it’ll light up your brain
Don’t shoot it, don’t rail it, don’t spread it on a cracker
Just because it’s used by your favorite rapper
Don’t snort it, don’t sip it, don’t put it up your ass
Even though it’ll send you to the head of your class
Yes, it’s used by kings, sultans, prime ministers too
It’s for everyone who matters, but not for you

Bridge
Everyone’s doin’ it, SpongeBob is too
Mary Kate, Ashley and Honey Boo Boo
Bonzi Buddy, Eddie Money
Bugs, Energizer and Big Buck Bunny
Lowtax, Cartman, even Bill Nye
Gary Brolsma, Numa Numa guy
Why do you think Octomom had eight babies?
That top-shelf chrome made her womb go so crazy
Barney didn’t know what he put in that stuff
Because of the Winkster, the 90s were rough
So he reached for the potion that muffled the pain
You can’t comprehend the pressures of fame
But back in the 60s, we had better than mids
‘Cause back then it was so much easier to scare kids
100% pure adrenochrome we would choom
That shit that put the astronauts on the moon
We’d show kids a Dracula, the Mummy’s Tomb
We’d show them the Creature from Black Lagoon
We’d pull out the gland, stir it up with a spoon
Then pipette the paste in a crab rangoon
Yeah, I know it sounds fun, but it wastes your cash
*NSYNC did it, now look at Lance Bass
So don’t snort it or sip it or put it up your-

Chorus 2
Don’t do adrenochrome on Little Saint James
Even though it’ll light up your brain
Don’t shoot it, don’t rail it, don’t spread it on a cracker
Just because it’s used by your favorite rapper
Don’t snort it, don’t sip it, don’t put it up your ass
Even though it’ll send you to the head of your class
Yes, it’s used by kings, sultans, prime ministers too
It’s for everyone who matters, but not for you