Lyrics SQU!D – SKULL KID IS A BITCH! | New Today Lyrics

Verse 1
That fucker stole my horse, of course I’m goin’ after him
Hangin’ with your whores, I bet you like fairies’ bags
Closin’ up my pores, replacin’ them with oak wood
Kickin’ in the doors, I’m lookin’ for you punk, cunt
Jam the Song of Time, I’m spittin’ ocarina
Meet you in the pit, ’cause that’s where I will leave ya’
I’ma shapeshift quick, first a Zora, now a kid
Eat my dick, who spit? ‘Fore I stab you in the shit
Bitch, I’m runnin’ out of time, and the moon is fuckin’ fallin’
Time’s the opposite of crawlin’
I’m haulin’ with a Bunny Hood, flexin’ like I know I could
Stealin’ from the rich, but no, I ain’t a Robin Hood
Yeah, yeah, you up to no good
Sittin’ at the top of the Clock Tower, you rob power from the four deities
You should be afraid of me ’cause you are my enemy, nothin’ but dead to me
Uh, yeah, I wanna save all the kids, and the farm with the chicks
In the barn with a bitch
You payin’ rupees for tips, I check her off my list
Save a weddin’ and I’m bettin’ this’ll all be quick

Chorus
? good-looking weather
Hear us giants, please hear our call
It’s where all people gather:
At our town festival

Verse 2
Skull Kid is a bitch and I’ma slit his fuckin’ wrists
No, my arrow never miss, checkin’ you off of my list
Fuckin’ pissed ’cause you robbed me, and now I got a body
I’ma dump you in the Bay, they never saw me
Yeah, yeah, I got a Goron mask on, ?
Hittin’ licks until the dawn of time
Store rupees in the bank, Fierce Deity a tank
It’s my ass you should thank with a cake topped with sprinkles
You gon’ make what you say to my face, cause some wrinkles
Everyday runnin’ fades for the people to weak to stand up on their own
What you want with the throne? ‘Fore you censor, you a tone
Bitch, I’m the crypt keeper, you’re a soul stealer, you heart is filled with evil
Yeah, quest game immaculate, your shit start packin’ it
Young Link just slashin’ shit
Save the world all on my own, ‘fore a giant face of stone ruins what we all call home
Yeah, too much quests in just three days, solvin’ puzzles every way
Eatin’ berries out a cave
Skull Kid is a bitch, I’m finna run up with my fist
Blow an arrow a kiss, I pop a bubble, take a piss
You’re a tiny lil’ imp whose dick is probably limp
Hear you cryin’ like a wimp, you a baby, need your bib

Chorus
? good-looking weather
Hear us giants, please hear our call
It’s where all people gather:
At our town festival