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May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here
Y’all act like ya never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass worse than before
They first were divorce, throwin?her over furniture (Ahh!)
It’s the return of the…
“Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,
he just didn’t say what I think he did, did he?”
And Dr. Dre said…
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement!
(Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
“{*Eminem’s vocal turntable*} Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he’s so cute though”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what’s going on in your parents’ bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can’t
But it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don’t they?
“We ain’t nothing but mammals”
Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the anecdote
Women wave your panty-hoes, sing the chorus and it goes
1- I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Slady
all the other Slim Shady’s are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Slady please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
Cuz I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
all you other slim shady’s are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Slady please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
Well I do so “Fuck him and fuck you too!”
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me let alone stand me
“But Slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear them argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee”
I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world
how you gave Eminem VD
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there’s a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don’t give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Repeat 1
I’m like a head trip to listen to cuz I’m only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y’all and I don’t gotta be frost or sugar coated at all
I just get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it
I just shitted better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It’s funny cuz at the rate I’m going when I’m 30
I’ll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I’m jacking off with Jergens
And I’m jerkin?but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King spitting on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming “I don’t give a fuck!”
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Repeat 1
Repeat 1
Ha ha
Guess there’s a Slim Slady in all of us
Fuck it, let’s all stand up
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Sincerely thank.
My mother told me "Dr Dre's died from an aneurysm"
Quick Google search of "Dr Dre Dead" to fact check & here I am.
It's the return of the "Ah wait, no way, you're kidding. He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
Real slim shady PLS STAND UP PLS STAND UP😎
yeah xd
“You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can’t even stomach, let alone stand me.” “But slim what if you win? Wouldn’t it be weird?” “Why so you guys can just lie to get me here? Sit me there next to Britney Spears, shit Cristina Aguilera better switch me chairs.. so I can sit next to Carson daily and Fred Durst and hear me argue about who she gave head to first.
Meanwhile Eminem ended up getting 15 Grammys!! Go Eminem I love him
When are you going to come up with a new song that's really dope
CLASSIC
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COPIED AND PASTED LYRICS
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
Throwing her over furniture
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre said
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a women's clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he"
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing,
But not quite me
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends
Inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
Spitten on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck with his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
Haha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us,
Fuck it,
Let's all stand up
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bruh they be all like idk
Not everyone talked about this type of shit in their living rooms; many people get exposed to corrosive memes through others…
that will smith bar tho
i love this so much
i think the most offended i've ever been in my life was the first time i heard the radio edit of eminim's 'the real slim shady' and they censored 'clitoris'
in a song about censorship and freedom of thought and the right to knowledge and how the media has turned everyone into wisdomless, ignorant pissants.
gratz on 1 mil views!
wats vietnam slavery and sensorship?
no better than the hold steady driving around like weres your lebaron freddy?
im nearly white yes im super pale ill bring up being a color forever
What's the beat called
"I could be the only one flirting in the nursing home" lmao
Eminem's gotta cuss in his raps to sell records. Well, me too. So fuck Will Smith.
The first time i ever heard this song i was 6 and it was on MTV
it also became one of my favorite songs
Lol he has some nerve
My sister was listening to this song cause it came on shuffle for my phone and her face was like O_O. I'm sorry to any little ones who listen to this…
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his rap to sell records, well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
i like this song
@IHumpShinyThingss,@Anything and Everything @Walkin' on the bridge, I will follow that dream… @WTFarray! @xDDDDerps
i am a very sad individual cuz idk what album this is on ;o
we aint nothing but mammals
I love it
The real slim shady : " Im at burger king spitting on your onion rings "
Eminem – so far : " Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion rings
I think my karma is catching up with me "
epic XD
21 jumpstreet intro soundtrack!!
And Dr. Dre said… Gering ding ding ding ding a ding gering ding a ding ding a ding
And Dr. Dre said…NOTHING YOU IDIOTS, DR. DRE'S DEAD, HE'S LOCKED IN MY BASEMENT!
coooooooooool lololololololololol talk about BOSS
went to burger king. they spit on my onion rings.
this is his second best song that he sings